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Coroner's Office · Consent Calendar · A Thread
The Parking Lot That Filled Up Three Times
The county expanded the Coroner's Office overflow parking lot for about $72,000. Passed in thirty seconds. But: the original lot filled up. Then the overflow lot filled up. Now the overflow of the overflow needs expanding. That's three levels of full at the coroner's office. El Paso County is one of the fastest-growing counties in Colorado. The opioid settlements were signed in the same room, forty-five minutes earlier. The 2025 coroner annual report is not yet publicly available. We filed a CORA request with CDPHE — pronounced "see-dee-fee" — and are waiting for a response.
coroner.elpasoco.com ↗ · CORA filed with CDPHE · Results pending
Seventeen School Districts · El Paso County
Two Neighbors. Same Block. Different School Systems. Neither Knows It.
El Paso County has 17 separate school districts — 17 elected boards, 17 mill levies, 17 accountability structures. Denver County has one. Jefferson County has one. In zip code 80915, the D49/D11 boundary runs straight through the neighborhood. Two neighbors can be funding entirely different school systems without knowing it. Do you know which district your property tax actually funds? Run your address through the Assessor — it takes thirty seconds. This deserves its own episode. This is the preview.
assessor.elpasoco.com ↗ — enter your address · See district + mill levy
ADA Title II · DOJ · April 24, 2026
Eighty-Five Minutes. That's the Fix. It Hasn't Happened Yet.
The DOJ Title II web accessibility rule takes effect April 24th. A live audit of the county budget page found five confirmed failures — all fixable in an estimated 85 minutes within existing webmaster scope. The county's ADA contact email has reportedly not received messages for about a year. The Sheriff's crime data page returns blank. If you can't reach the ADA coordinator, you can't file a complaint. The infrastructure for a unified public dashboard already exists. CSPD has 511,000+ records updated daily. Someone just needs to connect it. An email was filed April 12th. Numbers matter, even one.
cheetochopsticks.com ↗ · Data is there · Go look
Housing · Pikes Peak Down Payment Assistance
What the Brochure Doesn't Tell You
The Vice Chair mentioned the Pikes Peak Down Payment Assistance Program — a revolving loan fund through the county Housing Authority, with extra incentive for teachers, nurses, and law enforcement. Worth looking up. But before you close on any home: run the address through the county building permits database. Check what was permitted. Check what passed inspection. A seller can say there's a new roof. The permit record says whether there actually is one. Title insurance, permit history, seller disclosures — save everything, somewhere fireproof, somewhere you'll find it in three years.
housing.elpasoco.com ↗ · Permits: elpasoco.com ↗
Consent Calendar · Five Items · All 5–0
What Passed in One Vote
Emergency management grant: $86,866 federal, matched locally — total $173,732 for Pikes Peak Regional Office of Emergency Management. Opioid settlements: six more pharmaceutical defendants signed, money flows through Region 16 Opioid Council toward treatment and recovery. Bradley Road safety study: $997,050, state funds only, JR Engineering — only 1,000 feet of the corridor has sidewalks, all three major intersections have no pedestrian routing. Deaerator replacement: $295,717 at Central Utility Plant — keeps the Courthouse and Centennial Hall heated. Replacing it before it fails is the right call.
↳ All passed 5–0 · Consent calendar · No discussion